Shame on Kim Kardashian

HOW COULD YOU NOT DANCE WITH THIS?! PRINCE RULES.

It is clear that I have only used this blog to promote my improv group. And for that I apologize. Although we actors are good and most of the time good in a bad/naughty way,  I have also had intention to use this space for my therapeutic needs. I don't know who I'm apologizing to. Cause what,  like four people subscribe to my blog and one of them is my mother? Purely obligatory.
First I'd just like to say the Huey Lewis has aged amazingly. That being said, I'd like to talk more about tattoo ideas. Is it okay to tattoo metaphysical affirmations to oneself? Cause I think about that all the time. I mean, it has to be better than the martini glass tattoo I spent four years thinking about. What about graphs or flow charts? They can measure anything! I could have a metaphysical flow chart!
Secondly I would love to express my love for Oprah. Her hair always looks nice and I like the way she helps people. And she seems to accept the fact that she is a baritone. Plus her final season thus far has been highly enjoyable. I hope that she and Regis Philbin are in my heaven. I will accept that may be some peoples idea of hell, but us up there, sipping cocktails maybe with Joy Behar just shooting the yoohoo's sounds like fun on a cloud to me.  Clearly I watch way to much day-time television. Which leads me to my next thought: I NEED A JOB. If that doesn't happen soon, I may have to make a list of my hell circle...and even still, that would be a pretty fun crowd.

We're pretty funny...technically.

Here's some video of our last show. Look out for our newly announced show: Nov. 12th @The Dark Room.

Watch us improvise NOW!

Last Night=Success!!

I must report that our Technically Virgins show at The Dark Room was a major success! The crowd was enthusiastic and engaged. My friend Alex Yevelev took some shots and if you like these, then check out his work. He's a professional wedding and all around amazing photographer!  Thank you friends for coming out and supporting live theater. We aimed to make your average Thursday one you wouldn't forget!
http://www.facebook.com/sashaphotography

I'm not gonna say, "We always sell out." But we do.

Not to detour you from even buying a ticket because we seem to be well supported, we just want you to ensure you get a ticket and don't get turned away at the door. I know San Francisco is a town on commitment phobes, so BUY your tickets online! YOU'LL SAVE $$$$!!! Tickets are $12 at the door. Can't wait to see you there. OOHH OOH! We also will be showing our surprise video and will have Virgins Alum playing games too! WOOT WOOT!

https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/121891

Back To S'cool

I am excited to announce the first show since we've adopted two new and talented improvisers! September 9th at The DARK Room. 8pm!  You can purchase tickets on our website or through the Facebook link.
I am anticipating this show cause you never know what you're gonna get with us Virgins!!
www.technicallyvirgins.com

I'm hosting the Rock Make Fest this Sunday!!!

I think this is going to be good, or maybe bad because kids will be present and I tell dick jokes.